Hopefully to the relief of Lynn, I'll take some time off from Bashing Former President Bush directly and introduce you to a column by nationally noted abstinence only sex education advocate and advice columnist, Miss Abstinence. Keeping in mind that it's entirely possible that this should have been posted yesterday, I give you Ask Miss Abstinence, courtesy of the fine people at the Texas Observer:
Dear Miss Abstinence: I think about sex all the time, even when I’m in church. What’s wrong with me?—Sweet Sixteen and Been Kissed Quite a Few Times, If You Want to Know the Truth
Dear Kissed: You’re a slut. That’s what’s wrong with you.
There's more dandy advice if you feel led to follow the link.
I admire the Abstinence Only folks so much I would like to introduce them to my friends, Mr S. Claus and Ms E. Bunny.
Posted by: Lynn | April 02, 2009 at 03:20 PM